Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp

A well-endowed germophobe goes for a wild ride with a woman who knows no boundaries and her inadequately endowed boyfriend. Two BDSM novices learn that not everyone can top-when everyone wants to sub. Big boobs, big hair, a shrill voice and gunfire fetish-the hero finds the perfect woman. A girl who's never seen a penis before-but her momma told her what to do if a man ever whipped one out in front of her. If you're looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn't it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It's for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clich?s, purple prose and "suspend your disbelief" plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre. An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora's Cave