Flings and Arrows

Steph Garvey has been married to husband Si for 24 years.  Steph thought they were soulmates.  Until recently.  Surely one's soulmate shouldn't put Chelsea FC before her?  Or boycott caressing her to fondle the remote control?  Fed up, Steph uses her Tesco staff discount to buy a laptop.  Her friends all talk about Facebook.  It's time to get networking.

Si is worried about middle-age spread and money.  Being a self-employed plumber isn't easy in recession.  He's also aware things aren't right with Steph.  But Si has forgotten the art of romance.  Although these days Steph prefers cuddling her laptop to him. Then Si's luck changes work wise.  A mate invites Si to partner up on a pub refurbishment contract.

Son Tom has finished Sixth Form.  Tom knows where he's going regarding a career.  He's not quite so sure where he's going regarding women and lurches from one frantic love affair to the next.

Widowed neighbour June adores the Garveys as if her own kin.  And although 70, she's still up for romance.  June thinks she's struck gold when she meets salsa squeeze Harry.  He has a big house and bigger pension – key factors when you've survived a winter using your dog as a hot water bottle.  June is vaguely aware that she's attracted the attention of fellow dog walker Arnold, but her eyes are firmly on Harry as ‘the catch'.

But then Cupid's arrow misfires causing madness and mayhem.  Steph rekindles a childhood crush with Barry Hastings; Si unwittingly finds himself being seduced by barmaid Dawn; June discovers Harry is more than hot to trot; and Tom's latest strumpet impacts on all of them. Will Cupid's arrow strike again and, more importantly, strike correctly?  There's only one way to find out....