Egg Drop Souls

~Welcome to The Silk Lotus~ The food is hot, the drinks are cold, and your waitress is losing her shit. They say adulting is hard. Well, they're right. It's hard because an adult needs to possess both mental and emotional maturity in order to make sane decisions. I have neither of those qualities. I'm Tabitha Hirsch, and I'm the idiot virgin who participated in a clinical drug trial for a pill claiming to 'enhance every woman's libido'. (Don't judge. You'd do it too for the right price.) I'm also the idiot who got stuck in an elevator with an insanely hot man mere minutes after imbibing said drug. I won't bore you with the details, but let's just say mistakes were made. And if there's one thing I've learned in all my twenty-eight years on earth, it's that your mistakes never truly leave you. This fact is now abundantly clear, seeing as how one of my biggest mistakes is walking through the doors of The Silk Lotus, my home away from home and place of employment, and there's nowhere to hide. Dressed in a hand-tailored business suit, he looks like he's ready to sweep in and make all my wildest dreams come true. Problem is, I still haven't got the hang of this whole adulting business, so more bad decisions are bound to be made...