Don't Wake the Dead

Why is this entire family worried about my cherry? Maybe I like being a virgin. Maybe I haven't decided whose side I'm playing on. Why can't it be both?

They need to be more worried about the seance tonight rather than who's opening my Pandora's box! I swear, if one Davenport ruins this, I'm going to put a hex on them.

We need the spirits to tell us what happened to them in order to find out what secrets my grandparents hold. If we're lucky, our dad might be with them. We never got to say goodbye, and this could be our one chance to find out what really happened to him.

Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.