DON'T GO BACON MY HEART

I'm a cop, so when I see a damsel in distress, I jump into action.But the crook isn't who I want to handcuff...It's Valerie, the sweetheart I just saved.I'm ready to tie her up and make her mine.Problem is she's my little sister's best friend...and she thinks I'm just the nice guy.But I want to be her guy. Now and forever.When I take her to the local diner to talk some sense into her, I order eggs and hashbrowns, praying I won't get a side of her bacon my heart.Dear Reader,Vance is a good cop who wants to play dirty.Grab a pan, baby, let's fry up something nice and hot.He's ready for this short & filthy breakfast date...are you?xo, frankie