Die Alan Die

An ex-girlfriend from another dimension travels to Alan's door - and she wants him dead! Alan always had a snappy come back for any woman who dumped him. In another dimension, you and I live happily ever after. He didn't really believe it, of course. Who would? It was sci-fi fanboy nonsense! That all changed when an ex-girlfriend from another dimension showed up with a laser gun, ready to kill him. Aided by another world-jumping ex-girlfriend who has come to save him, Alan seeks help from Miller, the eccentric former classmate who gave him his trusty comeback line. Miller knows the secret to interdimensional travel, but can anything save them from the dangers of the multi-verse? Doppelgangers, dragons, hyper-intelligent beavers, and Thelma Todd. They all play a role in this world-jumping, interdimensional tale of love and revenge. If you ever wondered what your life was like in another dimension, this book will curb your curiosity!