Defunct {Memoirs of a Gentleman Zombie}

George is a bewildered zombie.

He wakes to find himself in a coffin, six feet underground. He isn't sure he likes it very much.

These are the unintentionally humorous memoirs of a befuddled pensioner, who returns to this world as a zombie after his soul dithered too long over his body in the operating theatre in which he died. Incarcerated in a Dover detention centre for the recently resurrected, he strikes up unlikely friendships with two twenty-somethings and an elderly woman whom he knows only as "The Queen". Together, they set off on a journey across Kent in a touching bid to rediscover their humanity.