Deck the Halls

My name is Olivia Hutchinson, but you can call me Hutch. I’m the owner of an all male strip clubâ€"I mean, I USED to own a strip club, before it burned to the ground. Luckily, my dancers have been offered a gig entertaining the women at a local ski resort, which seems like it would be an easy enough job, but I’m having one issue after another:

First, all the hot young men in town think I’m a cougar. I’m not THAT old, people.

Second, the town’s chief of police is SMOKING hot.

Oh, and did I mention there’s a serial killer on the loose? And he’s murdering single, lonely women…just like yours truly.