Dangerous Vegetables

Chlorophyll cries out for Blood!

Do you hate to eat your vegetables? (As if they'd let you ...)

Do you worry about your vegetables eating you? (A real possibility ...)

Can you swallow puns bad enough to make an artichoke--while Earth takes a beeting? (Things look hopeless but something may turnup ...)

Then we have your book:

LETTUCE ENTERTAIN YOU!

Publisher's Note: As those who doted on his Retief stories know, Keith Laumer was a man who delighted in his own genuinely twisted sense of humor. Though he left us before he could complete Dangerous Vegetables (to say nothing of Again, Dangerous Vegetables or even Last Dangerous Vegetables), this is his book, and we hope, wherever he is, he likes how we finished it for him.