Conceived in Sin: The Bible USN

This is the Bible for the twenty-first century and requires a scholarly knowledge of science and metaphysics.

"Earth Sciences will be taught in the third grade. Quantum Physics, General Relativity, and the Theory of Everything will be taught in the eighth grade. Religion will merge with science, philosophy, and metaphysics and be taught as Social Science."

Dr. Amy Omikami, Professor of Astrophysics, USN.

"Life was a Cosmological imperative. We all came from star stuff. Doctrinal seminaries are obsolete, absurd, and boring. Our university will present philosophy, religion, and science as a single mosaic of cognitive experience."

Maria Tantalia, Present of Board, USN.