About This Book
Catfight: Claude and DangerousWillow Dane has three rules: never haul live animals, never trust Andorians, and never get involved in space politics. Two out of three ain't bad.After taking on a sketchy cargo job, Willow finds herself caught in a tangled web of interstellar espionage involving a weaponized fungus, a fractured feline empire, and a well-meaning Federation with all the urgency of a drunk turtle. With her sarcastic AI, a brooding catman co-pilot, and a furry stowaway named Meep, Willow must dodge assassins, propaganda, and the occasional hairball to expose a plot that could spark a war.Fast, funny, and furiously fun, Catfight: Claude and Dangerous is a laser-sharp space adventure where diplomacy wears spandex and truth is just another smuggled good.About the Author: Ben Patterson is a mild-mannered widower from a small Delaware town where the biggest local scandal involves a stolen lawn flamingo. A hobbyist writer and sci-fi enthusiast, Ben channels his love of old-school space adventures and sarcastic banter into writing books where the aliens have tails and the ships have sass. When he's not crafting intergalactic nonsense, he can be found drinking too much coffee, misplacing his glasses, or yelling at squirrels like they owe him money. This is fiction. Any resemblance to actual felinoid conspiracies is entirely intentional.
