Chinese Alchemy

The secret of eternal youth is known to few, and attained by even fewer. It involves the preparation of an elixir, made from the sperm of five copulating couples, under conditions that make the undertaking all but impossible. The couples must represent specific physical and personality types, and ethical constraints rule out all the more obvious approaches to the task.



When postgraduate student Kelvin Korzybski stumbles across a secret alchemical process that just happens to entail his favorite activity -- bisexual threesomes, and plenty of them -- he embarks on a quest that has defeated so many before. Will he be able to uncover one of the most sought after secrets of all time? Or will his sexual escapades distract him from the task at hand?