Can Someone Who Knows They Exist Go Call the Police?

Acclaimed comedy writer Bill Alive, author of A TALE OF TRUE LIKE and RICH, SKINNY, AND SUPER SPIRITUAL, brings you a sweet, silly romantic comedy that's clearly in a class all its own…Some philosophers claim they might not actually exist.Jane claims she can set up the perfect blind date. Even for a guy like Elmo, who's never been on a date in his life.Which of these claims will turn out to be more outrageous?The answer may surprise you…If you love screwball comedies with zany characters, glittering one-liners, and a greater quantity of philosophical hijinks than really ought to be legal, this is one date you won't want to miss.Get it now.Note: an earlier, shorter version of this comedy appears as Blind Date in the collection FIVE PHILOSOPHY COMEDIES. But this version is revised and expanded—nearly twice as long and with several new characters. Enjoy!