Burger Blues Side Story

Just when Secret Agent Disco Dancer thought that the night couldn't get any crazier, a customer's fries come to life.The name's Goldo, says the cheerful box of golden fries, and I was wondering if you could fix me up with one of your steakburgers.Oh, you mean like place an order? Secret Agent Disco Dancer searches around his apron for a pen.No, I mean like a date. Goldo can't take his eyes off the menu.Approximately 3,200 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING: Frequent exposure may cause you to fall in love with steakburger(s).