Blobfish Throws a Party

Blobfish lives at the bottom of the ocean with no lights, no friends, and no delicious treats. The only two ways he can think to change this would be to 1) throw a party, or 2) save the world in true hero style. He decides to do the first one. However, when he announces, "Deep sea party Bring a treat to share ," the mermaids hear "Cheap, free party Sling on a sheet to wear ," and the shorebirds hear "Cheep-peep party Sing a tweet with flair ," and so on. Soon the whole world is partying in strange ways based on what they think they heard, and Blobfish is still sad and alone at the bottom of the sea. Will Blobfish ever get his lights, friends, and delicious treats?