Big Hair and a Little Honey

Honey Agency: When you need a dick, and average will do.

The tag line's still dodgy, but Greg's too distracted to notice. His relationship with Matt begins to falter when an old flame shows up in Austin just as Grandmother Honey starts hanging out with drag queens and Willa lands a new beau, who may not survive their courtship. To top it all off, Greg's twenty-ninth birthday is just around the corner and his cat is stalking a neighbor's cockatoo.

When Livia Honey tries to engineer her son's abduction, Greg's problems look bigger than the hair in Texas.