Bar Trek

These are the voyages of the Barship Renderthighs, its five year mission: to explore strange new pubs, to seek out new liquors and new intoxication, to fall boldly where no drunk has keeled over before.Captained by the doubty Jiminy T-Bone Kriket, the son of the man who enjoyed so much sex populating the galaxy that he became very Thor, and supported by his trustee second in command, the Vodkan Spork, this Barfleet wassail has the indefattigable engineer Montgolfier Sot giving her all he's got, and the comms officer, Hortense Hearsahoo, hearing things.In the med bay is Doctor Longhard McCoitus damning everything he can't fix, and the craft is piloted by that comedy duo of Hankaru Solo and Notna Cherripopoff.But all is not swell! A Rumolan wessel is threatening to destroy Vodka, and duplicate Barfleet officers seem to be in the offing if the Rumolans can't off them first!Can Captain Kriket and his crew stay sober? And who cares, really?From the insane author of:Asshat's FablesBaker StreetDire VirginsDune With the WindIt's a Wonderful Lie!MacdeathMerde on the Prurient ExpressMisadventures MindgameRaw StarsThoracic Pearl Fallen CondomUrinals