Aww, Snap Dragon

Roses are red. Violets are blue.Dragons have wings, and Fairies do, too.Unfortunately for Tristan, no amount of Dragon Fire or Fairy Dust will keep the most famous Finder of Fated Love in the whole Universe from making sure he has his happily-ever-after in record time. She's not putting up with any of his sh... ahem, fertilizer. No way, no how.Everything's coming up sunshine and daffodils come hell or high water.Can Fate be denied? Aww, hell no... Not with Babs MacAutley on Her side, but the ride may be bumpy and the flowers more than a little wilted when we get there.Buckle up, Buttercup. This is one ride you do not want to miss.