Anything But Paradise

They can't kill them. And they can't keep them around. So what are New York City mob bosses supposed to do with two bumbling, wannabe gangsters whose blunders threaten to take down the whole operation? They send them on a wild-goose chase to Guatemala, of course. With the promise of becoming Made Men like their imprisoned fathers if the mission succeeds, the guys set off on one fish-out-of-water misadventure after the next with brawls, heists, and double-crosses through exotic, perilous Central America. But these aspiring goons are far smarter than the bosses believed. The only question is: Who will have the last laugh?