An Ironic Flash of Life

A collection of nine flash stories about the sacred and the profane in an ironic kind of way."The Forgotten Sinner" - An old man explains to Peter at the Pearly Gates on why he never got right with God."Uncle Fred's Wild Splash Hit" - Uncle Fred's wild swing at the family reunion baseball game lands him in a world of hurt when the ball goes foul."Blind Faith" - Two college roommates argue about the spiritual significance of closed patio blinds on a hot day."The Old Frenchman" - An Army private suspects an old Frenchman of stealing something but doesn't know what from the American camp in World War II."Jesus Saves You Money" - A desperate phone call to Jesus gets answered by someone who doesn't fix broken souls for a living."Pure Indulgence" - Caught cheating with a pint of double fudge ice cream in the bathroom by his wife, a husband considers the marital consequences."An Old Man's Confession" - An old priest wakes up to the confession of a Christian impostor who fooled an evangelical church."Bubbles & Stickers" - Two men challenged each other to a dance duel over their pet peeves at work: popping bubble wrap and stickers on the floor."Walking Home" - A cautious woman almost gets run over by an elderly man who looks like Mr. Magoo from the old cartoon TV show.