American Loony

"Snap, Crackle, Pop " Manas came into the world with three counts against him - a loony mother, a mean-bastard rapist father ... and a colossal 18-inch penis. Everyone he met was out to either use him or abuse him, except for a girl named Xtre. When she too turned against him, he ran away from home and joined a circus as a sideshow freak. There he met Baby Deadly, a four-foot martial arts master ... Tinker Belle, a 600-pound sideshow star ... and Leander Basalt, a traveling salesman for a book called the Dirty Bible. Leander worked for Nathaniel Totem Vary, the 104 year-old publisher of the Dirty Bible and Leander's sponsor for president of the United States. These and other bizarre characters lead Manas through a series of excruciating adventures to a life-altering climax. Are you a Kurt Vonnegut fan? You'll love AMERICAN LOONY.