All in a Day's Work

It's a quiet day at the Redneck Detective Agency and Twila Taunton is just sitting chewing the fat with her receptionist, LaMercy Howard.A phone call comes in. It's Twila's cousin, Ena.You'll never guess what's going on at the school, she says. There's a gator in the kids' playground."So did they call Deputy Billy-Bob? Twila says.They can't get him, he's out of town."Okay. I'll go over there and see what I can do, Twila says. She picks up her keys. Her dog, Scratch is at her heels as she takes the porch steps two at a time and heads for her truck...