A Party on the Furthest Side

Hanging off The Edge of the Furthest SideA Party on the Furthest SideTo other people Frankie looks normal, very sweet in fact. Not a bit surprising because he is very sweet indeed; so sweet he comes with a dental warning. The word ‘normal' is French and means No Malade, or ‘no madness.' There is none here folks. Then they either read some of his writing or he opens his mouth to speak. They then say, with a look of surprise on their face ‘you're mad', which means ‘you're malade; which is ‘sick' in French again. However, Frankie isn't mad or sick, he's fully awake and totally aware of the ‘furthest side' of life; sometimes with a dark edge. He would like you to know that the dark edges always make him laugh; or cackle with an evil texture actually. His writing is also what's called Bizarro, because it's bizarre. It's a good job Bizarro exists or Frankie would be uncategorized and probably locked up in an asylum with a straight-jacket on by now; which is okay as long as it has an inner breast pocket. However, he would like to live in a mansion house in the country with a river at the bottom of the garden and when he throws a party, you'll be invited!So, please help that to happen as he would like to meet you (and buy this e book). What a marvellous way to get invited to a Vampire Ball Jamboree Knees Up! There will be a band and a stripper; he doesn't mind as long as it isn't too cold. You can actually do what they do at old-folk's homes i.e. apart from horrible vicious torture to get information regarding members of the family who have a lot of money. You stand inside and watch him strip on the garden; and then; as if the Devil knows, the ceiling falls in.Just joking (not).